god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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