He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
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