Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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