I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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