it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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