I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
operation have a gay friend backfired
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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