I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
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I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children