Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
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You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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