butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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