"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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