Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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