so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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