Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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