what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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