Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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