i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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