K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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