Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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