You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
the liver wants what the liver wants
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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