you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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