she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
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This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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