That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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