So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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