so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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