I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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