He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
