he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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