did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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