In the future we'll all be gay
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
FUCK WHALES
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