i don't like sucking hair
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures