Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
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