I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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