when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
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Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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