So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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