That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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