i barfeds in our rink
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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