OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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