Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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