Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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