check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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