Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
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well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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