so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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