Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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