i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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