he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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