I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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