ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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