I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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