But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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