What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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