it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
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