is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
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I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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