How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
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