I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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