Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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