So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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