She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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